Today is apparently one of those days when I get in the shower, soap my hair and beard, have a sudden writing inspiration, rinse, dry, dress, and make it downstairs to start making coffee before I remember that I had forgotten to wash anything below my neck.

Do I:

• Go back and get in the shower again;
• Do a quick “pits and tuchas” job with a washcloth and a bar of soap; or
• Put on deodorant and hope for the best?

Distractions! Aargh!