When we get together with a group of friends, often the conversation turns to the Chinese Zodiac and who is what sign. We talk about how Aaron is a Horse, like his grandfather, and how Sunny is a Goat, though also a bit of a Monkey. When it gets to me, I modestly note that I am a Dragon.
The last time we had this discussion, one of Sunny’s friends asked, “what kind of dragon: fire, wood, earth, water…” Sunny felt compelled to look over at me disparagingly and volunteer, “he is a Gas Dragon.”
Given how my digestive tendencies have evolved of late, I find myself unable to contest this.
Later, looking through my Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Monster Manual, I found one. Picture appended.
The good news is that the next time I run a D&D adventure, I have the perfect beast or NPC to drop in at level 12.
A Bucket and a Pen 
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